Sharyn Atkinson

Just your average single girl, blogging about an unusual single world

<p><strong>P-Diddy Syndrome</strong> - When, for magical reasons, guys think they are hot shit.</p>
<p><em>“I can only imagine their P-Diddy affirmations go something like this: ‘Yeah you’re hot. She wants you. Hell, everyone wants you.’ …</em></p>
<p><em>… But really, when you’re just an average guy living in Melbourne, having eye-sex with your reflection at the gym, it makes you a loser; not Diddy.”</em></p>
<p><strong><em>The G.F. List</em> by Sharyn Atkinson</strong></p>

P-Diddy Syndrome - When, for magical reasons, guys think they are hot shit.

“I can only imagine their P-Diddy affirmations go something like this: ‘Yeah you’re hot. She wants you. Hell, everyone wants you.’ …

… But really, when you’re just an average guy living in Melbourne, having eye-sex with your reflection at the gym, it makes you a loser; not Diddy.”

The G.F. List by Sharyn Atkinson

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The G.F. List Addendum - Extract

“If that was a good date for him, I don’t even want to imagine what a bad date looks like. Seriously! Come on! How is wanting to get me pregnant, taking me on a drug run, not talking to me, being stranded at the beach with him for four hours because he has a rusty P.O.S and can’t change a flat tyre, no mobile phone, a flat car battery and sleeping on the back seat rather than taking me home, a good night out for anyone? Seriously! Not to mention, that I hooked up with someone else on the dance floor. Seriously? That’s a good date for you buddy?”

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